the dead
dick of breakfast cereals
late nights on the
graveyard
shift he’d tell me stories
of his volunteer work
at the local shelter
he was a good christian
and did his best
for all humanity
I was an extinguished
catholic who didn’t
care much for
corporate healing
but somehow
during those
nights we
found common
ground through
the comedic
suffering of others
he would tell me
of the ragged
old whores
building dream homes
out of mashed potatoes
of delusional men
in rat rags
insisting that
knives didn’t
count as weapons
and should be allowed
at the mission
but the most memorable
was of a morning
therapy group
he held with various men
in the facility
each crowding around
a large circular table
of course no one
wanted to speak
so he’d begin
by asking
a simple question
something to
loosen them up
and so he did
what’s your favorite
breakfast cereal
he asked
watching all
their minds churn
and yet many
quick with
answers like
frosted flakes
cocoa puffs
lucky charms
cap’n crunch
trix
fruit loops
cinnamon toast crunch
…
and then a dark
rather meek
fellow whose
voice could barely
be heard above
the crack of a nut
whispered
count chocula
and from the other
end of the room
came a voice
like a cue ball
cracking the other 15
BULLSHIT!
THAT’S MINE MOTHERFUCKER!!
and a man half horse
half dynamite
leapt upon the table
throwing fists
in the air
THAT’S THE ONE I WANTED
MOTHERFUCKER…
and these were the words
to which he had
to be restrained
pleading to god
for a bowl
of count chocula
…
when he finished the story
he asked me
my favorite cereal
and I told him shredded wheat
and he said that shredded wheat
was the dead dick
of breakfast
cereals
which
no one would
fight me for rights
but that’s just how I like it
I told him
let all
the lunatics battle
for empty satisfaction
and leave me
to the dead dick
of my existence
where though
dull to some
can still
get a rise
out of you!
shift he’d tell me stories
of his volunteer work
at the local shelter
he was a good christian
and did his best
for all humanity
I was an extinguished
catholic who didn’t
care much for
corporate healing
but somehow
during those
nights we
found common
ground through
the comedic
suffering of others
he would tell me
of the ragged
old whores
building dream homes
out of mashed potatoes
of delusional men
in rat rags
insisting that
knives didn’t
count as weapons
and should be allowed
at the mission
but the most memorable
was of a morning
therapy group
he held with various men
in the facility
each crowding around
a large circular table
of course no one
wanted to speak
so he’d begin
by asking
a simple question
something to
loosen them up
and so he did
what’s your favorite
breakfast cereal
he asked
watching all
their minds churn
and yet many
quick with
answers like
frosted flakes
cocoa puffs
lucky charms
cap’n crunch
trix
fruit loops
cinnamon toast crunch
…
and then a dark
rather meek
fellow whose
voice could barely
be heard above
the crack of a nut
whispered
count chocula
and from the other
end of the room
came a voice
like a cue ball
cracking the other 15
BULLSHIT!
THAT’S MINE MOTHERFUCKER!!
and a man half horse
half dynamite
leapt upon the table
throwing fists
in the air
THAT’S THE ONE I WANTED
MOTHERFUCKER…
and these were the words
to which he had
to be restrained
pleading to god
for a bowl
of count chocula
…
when he finished the story
he asked me
my favorite cereal
and I told him shredded wheat
and he said that shredded wheat
was the dead dick
of breakfast
cereals
which
no one would
fight me for rights
but that’s just how I like it
I told him
let all
the lunatics battle
for empty satisfaction
and leave me
to the dead dick
of my existence
where though
dull to some
can still
get a rise
out of you!
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